BORN TO LO(O)SE CONTROL

Typo tattoos are tragic. My favorite is BORN TO LOOSE because it makes an already bad idea worse.

Loose, lose—reminds me of when Not All Men (But Men) are described as losing control. Rare despite its alleged ubiquity. I don’t think anyone ever did lose control. More like the verb loose: to free from restraint, to unleash. Because such people nevuh evuh seem to lo(o)se control in front of the boss or the big guy or a person they’re trying to impress; it only ever happens with the vulnerable people in their lives, behind closed doors.